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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Two
If Rockwell’d been into low-rent reality shows… Somehow, I ended up trading Tweets with Shaun and Sofia, and Blanca, and Mai-Lee this afternoon. They all seemed a’ight. I reckon I stop calling Shaun...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Three
Full disclosure: I’m gonna flip back and forth between #marriagebootcamp episode trois and the Tarheels game for a while.. Oh, so I saw these boot-camp sergeants were consulting the people on that...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Four
Any time a reality-TV episode starts with a scene that reminds you of Martin Sheen blasting his fist through a mirror in Apocalypse Now (sans punching a mirror with The Doors scoring that jawn), you...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Five
Alright, so they lead into tonight’s episode by showing all them Marriage Boot Camp contestants running through a backyard maze, but it seems like trash bags lining the walls instead of ivy or stone....
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Six
This here episode of Marriage Boot Camp Bridezillas is titled “Spouse Swap,” but it’s not as swinger-eyes-wide-shut randy as one might think. Less key party. More voyeuristic trickery. I mean, sure,...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Seven
When you have a son pushing four, you may very well watch a lot of Bob the Builder and Jake and the Neverland Pirates and the like. What I’m worried about is the Bootcampeteers talking sex via...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Eight
Jump, Bridezilla Sofia, Jump! It’s the morning after the night when sassy puppet shows led to fornication throughout the Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Mansion. Or did they? Seem to be some...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Nine
Lie detector don’t lie, but one of these two do. It was only a matter of time before Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas went full-on Maury show. With this week’s episode’s reliance on lie detectors, we...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Season Finale
That horrible lady has a knife. Well now it all makes sense. Two years of watching this — I don’t know — nearly-depraved Marriage Boot Camp show. Guess it was obligatory since I watched all them...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Reunion Show
They call this Marriage Boot Camp episode “The Aftermath.” It was filmed six months after the show ended. Fair enough. Thoughts: 1. I mean, you knew there was going to be a brawl in the last episode....
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