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Bridezillas: Evelina and Yovanna
Meet Bridezilla Yovanna. Her real name is Gail. She’s batshit. Rick says he liked Yovanna because of her fat ass. Yovanna says she was drawn to him because she thought he had money. She slaps him in...
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Bridezillas: Aleshia and Yovanna
Bridezilla Aleshia, a hill person, is described as toxic and intolerable within the opening minute of the show. She says she never feels the need to apologize for anything ever. She’s marrying...
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Bridezillas: Sofia and Aleshia
There was a moment when I thought that Bridezilla Sofia was charming. It was after they cloak-showed the work her bosom doctor had done, but before she explained how she would ask her man, every...
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Bridezillas: Ariane and Ashley
I don’t know whether the DVR didn’t record one of two new episodes last night, or whether obnoxious Bridezilla Sofia and meatbag Sully were just contained to a single episode that ended short last...
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Bridezillas: Ariane and Roxy
Well I’ll be damned. The first of two new Bridezillas didn’t register on the DVR last night. Luckily, the final moments of said episode appeared. Here’s what Aunt Sherrye had to say to drunken Bride...
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Bridezillas: Mai Lee and Roxy
You turn on Bridezillas, see the name Mai Lee and suspect the name is pronounced like Miley, thus instantly expecting a twerkfest will ensue. But no. It’s more like May Lee and she’s nothing but anger...
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Bridezillas: Angela and Mai Lee
The first thing you’ll notice about Bridezilla Angela is her breastuses jiggling while she sit dances in the limo. That’s what the producers of Bridezillas intended they opened this episode with...
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Bridezillas: Adrianne and Angela
Hey look, it’s the first Native-American Bridezilla in show history! Her name is Bridezilla Adrianne. She’s marrying a cat named Waylon. That is a great name. He kinda looks like Vili Fualaau. “It’s a...
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Bridezillas: Willaura and Adrianne
When you first meet Bridezilla Willaura, you instantly wish you hadn’t. She thinks she the “hottest socialite in Atlanta.” I pray, for the sake of the men in Atlanta, that she isn’t right. Because...
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Bridezillas: Megan & Willaura
Meet Bridezilla Megan, who will enter trivia lore by being the type of Bridezillas whose one-episode appearance just happened to be the show’s last-ever episode (pour one out for tha homies who were...
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A Brief Statement On Witnessing Ray Emery’s Pummelling Of Braden Holtby Live
Friday night was the first time I’d been back at the Wells Fargo Center since watching Dunk City, aka Florida Gulf Coast, marvel its way to the Sweet 16. It was an epic two-game run; among my Greatest...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: The Introductory Prelude
It seems like yesterday when the first season of Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas filled Philly Blunt’s world with joy, courtesy of some decent people and others who bought Twitter followers to make...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode One
It doesn’t take but 20 seconds of the season-ahead tease to see that this year’s crop of Marriage Boot Campeteers is yelley screamy broey broettey. Amped it up from last year. Bent a wee bit more...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Two
If Rockwell’d been into low-rent reality shows… Somehow, I ended up trading Tweets with Shaun and Sofia, and Blanca, and Mai-Lee this afternoon. They all seemed a’ight. I reckon I stop calling Shaun...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Three
Full disclosure: I’m gonna flip back and forth between #marriagebootcamp episode trois and the Tarheels game for a while.. Oh, so I saw these boot-camp sergeants were consulting the people on that...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Four
Any time a reality-TV episode starts with a scene that reminds you of Martin Sheen blasting his fist through a mirror in Apocalypse Now (sans punching a mirror with The Doors scoring that jawn), you...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Five
Alright, so they lead into tonight’s episode by showing all them Marriage Boot Camp contestants running through a backyard maze, but it seems like trash bags lining the walls instead of ivy or stone....
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Six
This here episode of Marriage Boot Camp Bridezillas is titled “Spouse Swap,” but it’s not as swinger-eyes-wide-shut randy as one might think. Less key party. More voyeuristic trickery. I mean, sure,...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Seven
When you have a son pushing four, you may very well watch a lot of Bob the Builder and Jake and the Neverland Pirates and the like. What I’m worried about is the Bootcampeteers talking sex via...
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Marriage Boot Camp II: Episode Eight
Jump, Bridezilla Sofia, Jump! It’s the morning after the night when sassy puppet shows led to fornication throughout the Marriage Boot Camp: Bridezillas Mansion. Or did they? Seem to be some...
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